Overheard Party Plans
“I was drunk at a party and couldn’t fathom the world so I lay down, closed my eyes in a dark room. I heard two of my friends come in, one came over to me and poked me in the ribs then said “It’s fine, he’s asleep.”
Then proceed to talk about how both of them were cheating on their boyfriends and who at the party they wanted to [sleep with].” Story credit: Reddit / @System0falem0n