He Overheard Her Scary Threat
“A French girl I met in a hostel came in to where I was sleeping and just sat there. I had just cut it off with her and I didn’t want to deal with her, so I pretended to be asleep for a few minutes.
She just mumbled random [stuff], she was pretty drunk. Finally what got me up was when, in the cutest french accent, she told me she was going to set me on fire in my sleep.” Story credit: Reddit