Murder At the Renaissance Wedding
“Had a friend object at my first wedding. He came right up to the altar, spouting off about all my shortcomings. Myself and my groomsmen all leveled our guns at him, but he just. Wouldn’t. Shut. Up.
So we fired. He lay in a heap on the ground for the rest of the ceremony. Mind you, this was all planned. It was a piratey, renaissancey wedding, and the guns were black powder (sans the shot, of course). We all played our parts a bit too well, though… a few of the more gullible guests thought there’d been a legit murder at the wedding, at first. It was awesome. I found a pic of the “interrogation” of the “objector” once the ceremony was over.”
Story credit: Reddit / @ben0318