Chief Witness
Car jumped a stop sign, immediately T-boned them windshield shatters and everyone is rattled but okay. The other driver opens their door and 2 empty beer cans fall out onto the road.
The driver behind us (witness) gets out and says to me “today is your lucky day” to which I answered with a blank stare and he says “I’m the chief of police and there’s no way you could have stopped”. Story credit: Reddit / unusuallyuglyoctopus