Old Man Lecture
I’m a traffic cop, one time I was directing traffic around the scene of an accident when a cyclist decided to blow through my intersection. He gets posterized by some Honda Accord and naturally I prepare for this mess.
Before either myself or the cyclist could process what happened an older gentleman started reaming him out while he is still on the ground informing him that: He saw him run the stop sign; He’s lucky he didn’t damage the car; He’s an idiot and that he should say nothing and be thankful.
This gentleman in his 70’s said everything I couldn’t say and then some. Story credit: Reddit / SJU_W4r_H4wk