Catcall
Once while I was on my lunch hour, I went over to a little park to eat outside since it was nice out.
There was a cop car sitting in the park’s parking lot waiting on speeders, though I didn’t notice until after I’d parked. I thought it would look weirder to see him, get back in the car, and go somewhere else, so I just nodded to him and went over to one of the picnic benches to eat.
It’s just a little park in a residential neighborhood, so the picnic benches were pretty close to the road.
I’d finished and thrown out my trash and was just reading my book or messing with my phone or something when a car of college-age idiots pulled up to the curb to catcall me for having the gall to be a fat chick sitting out in public.
They roared off, the cop peeled out of the lot right after them with lights flashing, and I laughed and laughed. Story credit: Reddit / maplecheese