You Better Not!
My girlfriend at the time and I were laying on my mom’s pull-out sofa after visiting for the weekend. We had just watched a movie with the line “suck me beautiful” in it.
I think it was American Pie or something like that, and my sister hadn’t seen it yet and she got up to go to the bathroom super early in the morning.
Well, we were already awake and I jokingly said, “Suck me beautiful” to my girlfriend and all I heard from the other room was, “You better not!” That girlfriend is now my wife and my sister still teases me about it almost a decade later. Story credit: Reddit / Invisinak