Just Try to Keep the Noise Down
When I was in high school, I was skipping class at a friend’s house. Somehow we ended up getting out his elementary school yearbook, and he was adamant that he didn’t want us to see his photo.
We were struggling to get the yearbook from him, but he was able to get the yearbook under the couch and sit on top. That wasn’t going to stop us, so we tried to lift the couch with him in it.
Everyone was giving it their all, lots of yelling and screaming. Well, at the same time a church group was going door to door. They heard the commotion, and they must have assumed that someone was getting attacked in the house, so they called the authorities.
We were only a few streets from their headquarters, so I guess the entire force decided they wanted to respond. When law enforcement showed up, we had him pinned down on the couch tickling him. They heard what was going down, and immediately started to try to kick down the door.
All the fun immediately stopped, we had to explain the whole situation. Because they brought out the entire cavalry, they weren’t just going to leave without a thorough investigation.
They made us sit on the floor while officers swarmed my friend’s house. Disappointed, they scolded us about making noise and left. It was hilarious. Story credit: Reddit / lordyeti