Be Careful With Autoshare
One day I randomly thought, “I’ve never sent a dick pic. I wonder if there is a good angle, lighting, or pose that makes my junk photogenic.” After about an hour of multiple poses, lighting styles, and all sorts of angles, I finally said “no.” I deleted what I thought was all of them.
My wife called me while I was deleting the last one and said, “Hey, I need you to do something right now.” So I put my phone down and forgot about it. My mind quickly left that wasted hour, secure in the knowledge that my wang is not photogenic and there is nothing I can do about it.
About a month later, my wife walked into our shared office and said, “Who were you sending dick pics to?!?!?” I quickly muted my mic and responded with a very confused “What?”
She then explained that she was downstairs watching TV, had dozed off, and had woken up to the slideshow of a shared photo album, which I was still a part of and which I had a dick pic autoshared to. Story credit: Reddit / Final7C