How Could You Do This?
When I was still young and married to my ex, we had a small party in our apartment. A couple of days later, I spotted a condom wrapper on the floor under the couch. I decided to leave it there until I figured out how gross it was.
So, I called my husband’s cousin, the only person who slept in the living room, to ask who she slept with. She swore up and down she didn’t get with anyone, and I couldn’t think of who else it could have been. So of course my crazy brain jumps straight to thinking that my ex was cheating on me on my own couch!
The wrapper is still sitting there untouched and I’m FUMING waiting for my ex to get home. He comes in and I ask him who he’s sleeping with. Of course, he’s completely caught off guard and I’m like oh yeah act like you don’t know what I’m talking about when there’s a condom wrapper right there!
I pointed, he picked it up, and I saw what it really was. It was a ramen noodle flavor packet. I apologized a lot that night. Story credit: Reddit / Creamofzucchini