Basic Training
When I was in basic training for the Army, this one other guy and I would always accompany each other to poop since the food went right through both of us. After a couple of weeks of this, we started making jokes about it.
When we were out at one of the weapon ranges, we would poop right next to each other in an outhouse that smelled like straight ammonium. There were no stalls and nothing between the seats.
So to mess with some of the other guys, we would also hold hands when we heard someone walk up to make it as comically awkward as possible. Cue the day in question, where we did this when we heard someone walking up. The guy opened the door…and it’s one of our drill sergeants.
The guy looked at the two of us and walked out. He yelled from outside for us to hurry up, while audibly judging us. After we left that outhouse, he never mentioned it to us again. But I could always see him silently judging us for the rest of our cycle. Story credit: Reddit / PoseidonsOctopussy