Accidental Twins
My ex-wife and I went shopping after a long day’s work. We were thinking of having Cobb salads but we didn’t have the ingredients at home. I went to pick out the lettuce and sides and she went to pick out the meat. I like bacon bits in my Cobb salads, so I went to grab them.
I walked back into the veggie aisle, where I saw my ex-wife perusing vegetables. She had been wearing khaki pants, a red button-down, and work shoes. When I saw her, I walked up behind her and grabbed her butt. The woman turned on me. THIS WAS NOT MY WIFE.
She was wearing similar clothes but this was most definitely not my wife and I had just massively insulted her, if not just committed a crime! I apologized profusely and tried to explain. She believed none of it until my now ex-wife walked into the garden aisle wearing the exact same clothes.
She had heard me apologizing and, to be funny, took her time. It was only when the woman whose butt I had grabbed saw that my ex-wife was wearing the exact clothing that she relented. My ex still tells that story to her friends. Awkward. Story credit: Reddit / ronglangren