Talking Nonsense
I went out drinking with a friend of mine; she and I were drinking buddies in college, and she usually drank me under the table. After several hours of steady drinking, I walked her back to her place, and she collapsed and I caught her before she hit her head, pulling my knee.
I couldn’t pick her up and she started vomiting and talking nonsense, which I knew was bad. I called her fiance, he showed up and we started getting her into the car as law enforcement pulled up.
The scene the officer pulls up to was basically a wasted dude and a sober dude trying to load a blacked-out chick into a car; it was a good time explaining that. Turns out her new migraine medication messed up her tolerance, and we had to get her stomach pumped. Story credit: Reddit / nerdydodger