I’m Glad They Believed Me
So my wife is kind of ridiculous and adorable and I love her very much for it. One day she made me lunch for work and included a note written onto a paper towel that said, “I love you -me” in sharpie. So I sit down in the break room at my work and begin eating my lunch.
On the table, there happened to be another black sharpie and I put it (and a roll of paper towels) together away from my little part of the table. I set up, eat my lunch, and set my wife’s paper towel note down next to (I’m sure you can guess) the paper towels and the sharpie.
As I’m eating, a co-worker and my boss walk in. I chat with the co-worker and he looks at my wife’s note, the paper towels, and the sharpie. He then proceeds to ask “Did you write yourself a note?”
I look at the note, the sharpie, and the paper towels, and realize how it must appear. As I have a mouth full of food, I have to frantically explain that no, I’m not in fact in need of serious emotional help. Luckily they both laughed and believed me. Story credit: Reddit / DaMelonss