I Saw The Whole Thing
I was at a concert and some dude flicked his roach into the air when he was done with it. The cherry landed right on top of this girl’s head, just burning into her hair. I was standing right beside her, so I just immediately swatted the burning ember from her hair.
She turned around along with her boyfriend and they were like, “What was that?” I tried to explain that someone had thrown a roach into her hair, but they really didn’t seem to believe me, they just thought I was some weirdo who likes to whack women on the top of their heads, I guess?
They turned back around, visibly annoyed, and walked away. Then some guy behind me was like, “Nice job, bro, I watched the whole thing.” Why didn’t he say something when they were questioning me?! Story credit: Reddit / Aliquot126