Caught on Camera
When you cook professionally you run into rampant cases of monkey butt. A well-known way to avoid this is to throw some cornstarch on your bits and pieces. We kept a box of cornstarch in the office solely for this purpose.
I was applying some cornstarch to my balls when a very attractive female manager walked into the office. I know it must have looked horrible from her perspective. My back was to the door, my hand was clearly down my pants, and I was making a circular movement.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING,” she said, “WE HAVE CAMERAS IN HERE.” I turned around, trying to explain, saying, “uhhhhhhhhhhh,” and all she said was, “I don’t want to know.” Story credit: Reddit / TheBIFFALL087