A Bug’s Life
“Was in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua last year. Massive spiders all over the room. I even woke up with a couple of little scorpions in my bed the first morning. Next night I’m sitting at the bar, drinking and chatting with a mate, and feel a tickle on the back of my neck and think it’s a mosquito or something. Brush the back of my neck and another darn scorpion, this time way bigger, plops on the ground at my feet.
I stared at it for a moment in shock, squealed like a girl, squashed it, and kept enjoying my beverage.”
Story credit: Reddit / crow_man