Mystery Poop
I got revenge on my neighbor for TPing my place. He doesn’t lock his house, so for two years I pooped in his toilet and never flushed. I would do things to alter my “deposits,” like eating a bunch of corn or peanuts before, just so he would look at it the next day like, “…I don’t remember eating corn….”
When I finally confessed he was so relieved. Thought he had been sleep-pooping and was seriously considering seeing a doctor. His response, “I always flush!” He admitted to wondering why he was buying more toilet paper than usual.
He waited two years for me to retaliate, not realizing that I was retaliating the whole time… Story credit: Reddit / Crunchtacular