Music Lock
My friend loves Kenny G but everyone else hates it. He got me to build him a media centre years ago and when I installed it I told him I had programmed Windows to not play any Kenny G.
About 4 years later I hear one of our mates ask don’t you like Kenny G anymore, I never hear you play him anymore, to which he answered NerdENerd made it so my computer doesn’t play Kenny G. I had forgotten about that off hand lie I made years ago. Story credit: Reddit / NerdENerd