Shorts Supply
For 17 years my best friend and I have been sneaking each other the ugliest pair of bright yellow felix the cat shorts to ever be seen. (we didn’t want to be rude and not accept them as a gift.) It started off harmless, slipping them into laundry and gym bags.
Things quickly escalated. We involved numerous confederates. I found them in my luggage in Puerto Rico. I sent them in their luggage for a 3 month back country trip to Africa. For a wedding gift, I wrapped them in tissue paper and packed them in a tiffany box.
But last summer! Last summer I drove a broke down car from London to Mongolia. My teammate (a confederate) and I were beaten down and broken. We were dirty and tired from weeks on the road. We hadn’t showered in days.
I step out of the bathroom and find him casually drinking tea, gazing out the window and commenting on the weather. IN THOSE SHORTS. Checkmate. I have them now, but have no idea how to top that. Story credit: Reddit / OrcishWarhammer