Spanking Champion
My half sister (from dad’s first marriage, 11 years older than me) and her son (who was 3 at the time) came over to visit one summer when I was 13. Her son was misbehaving and wouldn’t listen to her.
We were driving to the store and he was throwing a tantrum in the car, screaming at the top of his lungs that he didn’t want to go. My dad then turned around and yelled “Hey! Listen to your mother. I’m the Northwest spanking champion 3 years running.
You DO NOT want a spanking from me.” My sister’s son just stared at him with his mouth open, in shock. He was well behaved for the rest of their trip and he still believes my dad is the Northwest spanking champion (He’s 13 now). Story credit: Reddit / [deleted]