Feeding Andrew
My sister-in-law messaged me a year ago and said “Who is Andrew?” At first, I had no idea what she meant, and then I remembered: Years earlier, I was playing hide and seek with her kids (my niece and nephew), and they wanted to hide in the cold air return.
I told them to never go near the grate, and they asked why. So I said that they had an older brother named Andrew who fell in the grate playing hide-and-seek and now lives in their ducts, and their parents put food down there once in a while for him.
My sister-in-law had caught them dropping grapes down the duct, and asked them why they were doing it. Story credit: Reddit / wipeoutpop