Let’s Get Nuts
I have for the past 6 years convinced my office that I am really allergic to nuts, because I am sick of them asking me if I wanted some of their home baked goods.
I don’t like eating what other people make, who I don’t know well and this has ended me feeling bad about it. No one ever asks me to “oh, just have one bite…” in so long it’s just nice. Story credit Reddit / BottomlessBacon