True Stories Of People Who Were Left at the Altar Just Before Their Wedding

Cheers!

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My dad went to a society wedding in the UK. The ceremony went ahead without incident and they had gotten to the speeches.

The groom stood up, said, “I’d like to thank my beautiful wife and my brilliant best man, as they’ve been sleeping with each other for the past six months, cheers!”

He downed his drink and walked out the back to stunned silence. Apparently, the father of the bride went round putting the corks back in the bottles, shouting, “Party’s over, everyone out!”

He seemed to think he could get money back on the booze. purplepatch

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