Even the Minister Stood Her Up
My mum thought she had been left at the alter by not only my dad but the minister as well. She hated being the center of attention and didn’t look up from the ground until she was almost down the aisle.
When she did, there was nobody waiting for her. Just then the door behind the alter flew open and my dad ran out with his kilt flapping around him followed by the minister.
Apparently, they had been drinking whiskey in the minister’s office and hadn’t realized the ceremony had started. Chel93xx