Listen to Her Warning
When I was in second grade, there was a boy who was a total jerk, annoying, and an all-around disobedient little brat. He was always getting in trouble with the teacher for one reason or another. Meanwhile, I was mild-mannered and obedient. One day, he was harassing me to no end in the line to go indoors after recess.
So, I say to him, “Kyle, if you keep bugging me, I’m going to scratch your arm so bad it bleeds.” He keeps bugging me and basically calling my bluff, so I do what I promised and scratch him down the forearm, making it bleed a little. When he went whining to the teacher, he must have thought he’d get away with it. Well, he didn’t.
The teacher comes to me and asks, “Why did you scratch him?” I told her I’d warned him to stop bugging me or I’d do it. So she only turns to him and says, “Kyle, next time I suggest listening to her warning,” and walked off.
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