Dead Snake
I got sent home from school because I discovered a dead snake in my backpack and asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom to dispose of it. He sent me to the office. The assistant principal thought I brought it in on purpose.
For days I couldn’t figure out why or how the snake turned up in my bag. But soon, I found out that my buddy had put it in my bag several days earlier to scare me. My dad thought it was hilarious.