“Froggy”
I was in grade school. Four of us were playing four square: me, a guy, a stuck-up teacher’s pet, and another girl. I kinda liked the other girl, so I was calling her names and teasing her. Nothing too bad. The teacher’s pet said she would tell the principal I was bullying her if I called her one more name.
So I asked the girl what name I could call her. She said, “I don’t mind Froggy,” or something like that. I said, “Okay, Froggy.” The teacher’s pet told the principal, and I was expelled for bullying.