A Very Bad Friend
My house has a deck on the second floor that you can use to get onto the roof which is REALLY STEEP. My friends knew about this. So one time I had my friends over, including one guy, let’s call him Jimmy.
Jimmy decided it would be a good idea to climb onto the roof, even though I told everyone the roof was off-limits and he knew the dangers. I was chosen to seek first and as I’m looking down from the deck trying to spot people, I hear a noise coming from the roof.
I climbed up, intending to yell at whoever was up there. So I got on the roof and it’s Jimmy. I guess I spooked the heck out of him because he slipped and fell off of the freaking roof and broke his right arm and right leg. I swear the scream he let out could be heard a mile away.
I ran back to where he fell to be greeted by my dad, who was understandably shocked. I told him what happened and he called Jimmy’s parents. They got there in two minutes (we lived close). Here’s where the twist comes in. They decide it’s my fault he fell off the roof. So they TAKE US TO COURT.
The judge hears my side and dismissed the case and they got fined for “Wasting his time.” We are no longer friends. Source: Reddit/100AngryBulls