Wedding Planning is a Full-Time Job
Look, fiancé, all your bride is asking is that you take on a second job to support her while she works full time to plan your $80,000 wedding. Whatever happened to “happy wife, happy life,” a saying that is definitely not designed to be used as a weapon by overly controlling fiancées? Now seems like a good time to point out that studies have shown that the more money couples spend on their wedding, the shorter their marriages tend to last. Strange coincidence, huh?