Weddings That Made Couples Say “I Don’t” Instead of “I Do”

A Ten-Minute Toast

Wedding photographer here. Easily the worst was when the father of the groom, apparently entirely sober, gave a ten-minute toast that devolved into openly complaining that his son got to have intimate relations with the bride and he didn’t.

And this wasn’t a mistimed joke about how pretty she was, this was a full-on lament. I got a few photos of the bride and groom reacting in horror to this and then I went and hid with the catering staff in the kitchen, who were peeking out the door to observe the carnage. Story credit: Reddit / bimalkumarji