Perfect Posture

- You are never to touch the dining table with your hands or arms, however slightly or briefly.
- You are to sit straight up on furniture. You will never put your feet up, sit sideways, or lay down.
- You will absolutely never nap on the couch. You may sleep in your bedroom at night, and that is it.
I don’t like visiting my aunt’s house very much. Story credit: Reddit / puppehplicity