Gassy
Once when I was 8 or 9, I went to a friend’s house and we were playing board games on the floor while her parents sat on the couch nearby. As I leaned over to reach something, I farted.
Nothing loud, nothing obnoxious. Well, CrazyMum is like ‘What was that? Excuse me, what was that?! Who did that? I’m sorry, but we do not fart in this house.’
I’m sitting there like oh haha just waiting for her to break character and laugh or something. Nope. She then just left the room and didnt come back. Friend’s dad took me home later. So basically their family house rule was… just not to fart… Story credit: Reddit / zenithica