Paper Rations
A friend I visited a few times when I was a kid had really strange parents.
There were wacky bathroom rules, like if I had to go she’d say “one or two?” Then she would carefully count the number of squares and hand it to me. This was particularly embarrassing since I had a little crush on my friend and he was always there to see me say what I had to do.
It was never enough, I always, always ended up poking a finger through the TP and they never had soap! I had to wash my hands with shampoo, once it was dog shampoo. Story credit: Reddit / bunnylajoya8