Uptight
When I was younger, I had a real thing for the lazy, funny, almost apathetic guys. My parents were super uptight and fought with me all the time about inconsequential things. I just wanted someone who was fundamentally chilled-out about everything.
That’s cool in your teens, but as an adult, it tended to mean irresponsible people who didn’t bother to find jobs that excited them or any interests. They also never had anything they felt or spoke passionately about.
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