Let’s Go Fly a Kite
One day, I’m sitting at my workstation, and the owner comes in. He opens the door to his office, which is behind me, and remarks, “Man! It is one windy day out there! Would be great kite-flying weather.”
I said, “that’s a pretty good idea. You should get one.” “OK, I will!” He leaves the office, gets in his car, and drives to the store. I’m sitting there saying to myself, “Wow…I just told my boss to go fly a kite! And he’s gonna do it!!”
Which he did, from the parking lot, when he returned. Story credit: Reddit / cmd_iii