Crispy
I work in a small cafe/resteraunt. A few weeks ago someone ordered their scrambled eggs “crispy”. No one in the kitchen could even being to imagine how the hell that could possibly work, no one could think of anything to say.
In the end we just gave them overcooked scrambled eggs, and they didnt complain, but who knows if thats even in the ballpark of what they actually wanted. Story credit: Reddit / Magmafrost13