My Brother Changed The “Pet” School Rules
I dressed up my little brother as a bat and registered a pet bat and my (real) chicken for the “Pet and Hobby Parade” at my elementary school.
When it was my turn, everyone heard, “Chris, with his chicken ‘Lady’ and his pet bat ‘Greg’”. My brother was on a leash, flapping around and hissing at people who were watching in the crowd.
No more human pets allowed after that one. My elementary school “Pet and Hobby” fair now strictly says pet submissions cannot be human. Story credit: Reddit / CottaBird