Make Your God Match Your School
During freshman year of high school, I had to give an oral presentation on a random Greek god. And this was at a Christian school, for context. I got Dionysus, so naturally I spent many hours researching on YouTube how to be under the influence and pretended to be absolutely wasted for my presentation.
It was a great success but my teacher unsurprisingly banned Dionysus for the following years. Story credit: Reddit / Nadirbahama