Conspiracy Theorist
My crush turned out to be absolutely insane. She just decided on our third meeting to unload with all sorts of insanity. It was a ceaseless, unrelenting rambling incoherent stream of insanity for about an hour with stuff like conspiracy theories, like all of them.
Then, abruptly, she just propositions me out of the blue: “Are you going to sleep with me or not?” And before I could even respond, she went right back into the avalanche of conspiracy theories. Needless to say, I bowed out of the situation as rapidly as possible. Story Credit: Reddit/Naugasnake