A Family Affair
My stepdad works for a pizza place. He mainly does deliveries, and he’s had quite a few stories. So one day, dad was getting ready to head to work. Now, dad had told me, “If you want some food, you’ll have to cook it yourself. I’m not bringing food home.” I said OK, and he left for work. For what it’s worth, he wasn’t trying to be rude; he was just going to work for a long time, and him bringing home Arby’s or something would make him come home at around midnight. He works super late.
Now, I was feeling a bit peckish, but I was also really lazy that day. I knew dad was working delivery that night, so I decided to mess with him a little. On his pizza place’s website, you can request specific drivers to deliver your food. Just for grins, I specified that they send dad. When dad arrived at home with my food, I paid for it, then smirked, “I thought you said you weren’t gonna bring food home.”
He shook his head and smiled at me, then went back to work.
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