Couldn’t Do The Math
I took the call for these people, and it took all the patience I had for it. They were crammed in the back of an Uber and all yelling over each other. Finally, the guy on the phone told them to shut up or they’re not getting food and was able to place the order with me. Tips weren’t predictable last night, so I was just like…I’m getting mileage and this is my last run, and I wasn’t expecting any tip because they were trashed.
The girl writes $20 in the tip line and gives me the receipt, saying, “I can’t do math for the total, sorry,” and tells her friend to bring me her cat. I’m like…why is she telling him to bring me a cat?! Then this tiny little black and white kitten with the cutest meow got put on my shoulder, and I’ve never smiled so much in my life. I definitely hung around there for another few minutes and it made my whole year.
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