You Just Have To Believe In Yourself
I happen to be up at the counter doing some stuff when a lady comes in. She is looking at the menu board, then asks, “How big is the personal pizza?” Without even thinking, I snap off, “Any size pizza can be a personal pizza ma’am. You just have to believe in yourself.” I don’t think that she was amused, but the people behind her were cracking up.
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