She Doesn’t Stop
“He must be military or something,” the woman said, continuing to stereotype Eric. “But we paid for our seats, so he still should have to wait.”
Something in Eric snapped, and he whirled around. “Military?” he asked incredulously. Patting his belly, he added, “I’m too big to be in anyone’s military.” The other passengers giggled. But Eric’s follow-up would leave them clapping.