Bed and Breakfast Trouble
I owned a bed and breakfast in a little town. During the off-season we would give away three-day packages for charity. A man and his wife showed up on Friday with their gift certificate from the charity auction, which we accepted. I greeted them as Mr. and Mrs., to which the guy responded, “It’s PASTOR.”
The next morning, the pastor said to me, “I don’t think it’s a good idea to have more than one couple here at a time. Why did you schedule us both?” He said he found out the other couple was not married, and he was bothered by the idea that we would promote “immorality.”
The next day he asked for his money back and I explained to him that the certificate he used was from a charity auction, to which he said, “Well, I didn’t pay that to sleep in a room next to sinners, so you better write a check.” Story credit: Reddit