The Oddest Couple
I moved into what was supposed to be student housing. There was a weird couple who lived above me. The guy looked to be somewhere in his 40s or 50s, with a handlebar mustache and very long black hair. It didn’t take long after I moved in for things to take a bad turn.
When I moved in, I had cleaned up the whole garden. I was hoping to chill in it when the weather was good. Then, one afternoon, I came home from school and found a chicken running around in my backyard. I confronted the neighbor, and he immediately confessed that he had taken my advice.
He said he always wanted chickens, but since he didn’t have enough room on his balcony, he decided to keep them in my garden instead. I told him I was having chicken that night, and in 15 minutes, I would decide if I needed to go to the supermarket to get it or if it would be fresh. Story credit: Reddit