Lovebirds with No Respect for Privacy
My fiancée invited her friend over for the weekend and she ended up bringing her boyfriend with her. They stayed for weeks. During the first few days, they would go to the bathroom and “shower,” except they were quite obviously doing the deed but left the shower running to try to cover their sounds.
The second time they did this we told them we knew what they were doing and they could continue to do so only if they were willing to pay the extra amount for the water bill. However, this caused them to just start randomly doing it whenever we left the room.
One day, we were making them dinner in the kitchen and I heard a noise and looked in to see the duvet moving up and down in a way that was obvious what they were doing. My fiancée and I just stood in the kitchen waiting for them to finish and then they complained the food was cold. Story credit: Reddit