Stealth Operation
My boss called me for some trivial stuff while I had insane stomach cramps and kept me on for 40 minutes. Luckily, I didn’t have to have my camera on as it was a voice-only call. So, I muted myself, took my laptop into the toilet with me, and unleashed the most unholy diarrhea I’ve ever seen. I would occasionally unmute myself for the odd, “yep,” “okay,” or “no worries.” I just prayed he couldn’t hear the bathroom echoing.
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