Lance Armstrong in Dodgeball
Long before the world was familiar with his overwhelming douchiness, Armstrong was admittedly dead on in his lone scene in “Dodgeball.” “You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time,” he told Vince Vaughn’s Peter LaFleur. “But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I’m sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that’s keeping you from the finals?”