The Funniest Things Shaquille O’Neal Has Ever Said

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The Pythagorean theorem may give Shaq trouble, but he’s got addition down … as long as you give him a second crack at it. “If you go 72-11 and don’t win (the championship), it doesn’t mean anything,” Shaq said before quickly checking his math. “Actually it does. It means you’ve cheated and played an extra regular-season game.”

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